Friends Like You<3

Okay so I don’t normally do this but I’ve decided to write a little something for a few of my amazing friends :) In no particular order:

Tanya and my Twins!:
Oh my gawd, there’s so much to bloody say about all of you but you have to be the most weirdest, hyperist, whoryist (don’t worry so am I ;) ), most like meist, randomist people I have ever met! We have much fun watching porn (especially banana porn!), listening to our good music ;), annoying the twins by trying to make them lick each other’s nipple LOL, going on about boys to each other (sorry I’ve been doing that a lot lately... lol), dressing like harlequin girls!, taking fuck loads of photos!, getting soo pissed together then regretting everything we do the next day!, getting high together (my first time was with you! :D), watching me have sex on the beach!, doing stuff with the same guys on the same night xD, raping Craig... it was so consented!, annoying the hell out of Anthony, poking Anthony’s big dick :D, waxing random parts of our bodies! (boobs and bikini lines... ow!), sleeping over at your guys house and making too much noise! And at Tanya’s house getting caught sneaking out the window :P lol, our lesbian moments!, discussing the things that turn us on.. lol, getting pissed at the twins and then crying so much over the guys that didn’t like us!, me claiming you guys all the time!, OSCARS HOT (sorry had to add that part in LOL), saying stupid stuff when we’re drunk then writing it down, having a detox week which we all secretly failed at... me and Sabina lost on the first day when we ate chocolate LOL and Tanya having takeout! And Nikita not eating the celery and not drinking the green tea!, and fuck loads more! This is beginning to turn into an essay.. lol. I just want to say thank you SO much for being such amazing friends to me.. I really wish I could stay in Bexhill and stay with all of you but my parents are cunts :( I love you all so much so don’t you DARE cry at this letter thingy! Never forget me because I could NEVER forget you! I think of you every single day most of the day! I think of how I took you guys for granted and how I should have spent more time with you guys! I’m sorry for being a bitch to you at times and being a bad friend. When I come down to visit we are gonna have so much bloody fun! You guys mean so much to me and it’s proven. Ever since I left you guys I have depression... I can’t eat because I miss you so much! :( This isn’t goodbye okay, this is I’m-going-on-holiday-for-like-a-year-or-less-because-my-parents-are-cunts-but-its-not-really-a-holiday-because-I’m-gonna-hate-it! So... I’ll be back! :P

Anthony!:
I’m starting this off with... he has a big dick :) Probably the biggest I’ve ever seen... :O He loves mallyboo and I love him! We’ve had soo many great times together! Especially piss ups! My first piss up was with him and he was the first guys I ever did stuff with. He should be proud! He like, de-non-virginised someone :) I really am gonna miss him fuck loads... he annoys the hell out of everyone but you just can’t stop loving him! He’s always random and immature... like me :P He could be the female version of me! Nah.. I’m not cool enough :( I can dream! We dated for a couple of months and it worked out okay... apart from he cheated on me with Dr Durkin... but everyone makes mistakes Ant its kay ;) ((Please don’t kill me for saying that! Oh wait... I’m like a 4 hour drive away... go for it! :P)). He has a hench brother who’s kinda fit ;) And he loves attention.. a bit like a puppy. Omg yeah! A puppy! That sums you up :) Not really sure what else to say.. there’s like too much and I can’t be asked to type it all out :O You’ve always been there for me Ant, especially with boy problems.. like Josh :P Who I ironically cheated on with... with you LOL. Thanks for all the good advice and good times.. you really are the kooliest person I’ve met ;)

Meh. Bored, I'll write more later lol.