What's My Age Again?

I promised more dumb conversations so here they are ;)

My Msn Name Said: Booze/Fag/Weed Deprived :(
Then Nathan said to me: You're not fag deprived, you talk to me all the time

Nathan: Eat the damn chocolate goddamit amy or god forbit i will cover my cock in it and head rape you!
Me: Well i wont be eating the chocolate now then ;)

Finn: Oh so you're trying to get in shape for ____ then? ;)
Amy: No, actually. I'm trying to get in shape for Oscar.. and if Oscar gets boring any other person ;)
Finn: LOL
Amy: I'm joking though!

Amy (Explaining what rainbow kiss is): ..and then they makeout and like slush the cum and period around...
Maria: EW!
Amy: ..Like a smoothie! :D

Amy: im just gonna sit here, eat chocolate biscuits and laugh at himm... and cyber with u ;) So..
Hannah: Lmao
Amy: What you wearing? ;)
Hannah: well if yuu must know im wearning those see through angel thongs and a yellow bra and sitting like that in my bedroom cuz its so bloody hot nd its bout to get hotter ;)
Amy: Ahh ;) and i wanna rip them off you with my teeth.. and then.. chain you to the bed.. and then.. make you eat a banana and..
Hannah: lol..wtf?
Amy: *slaps you* EAT IT BITCH... I dunno. LOL
Hannah: Hmmm.... kinky cyber sex.. love it ;) Lmao Say my name bitch say it!
Amy: ... OSCAR!... Oh shit. I mean.. uh.. Hannah!
Hannah: OMG AMY!! :O Oscar?! Whos Oscar?!
Amy: Uh..
Hannah: hmm amy who is he? who is he? yuu tld me i was the onli one :(
Amy: You are babes :( He's just my bit on the side.. it's not you.. it's me! <3?
Hannah: yuu said yuu loved me and tht i was the best yu'd ever had and tht i satisfied yuu :( wt happened?
Amy: I swear our conversations are getting weirder and weirder everyday : lmao

Hannah (Said this to her bf on msn thinking it was him): Im nt in love i just wanna be touched
(Person she thought was her bf): Its sam and jak aint imprerssed u wanna be touched by me lol
Amy: 2 for 1? xD

I'd write more but Naths being a fag and saying he wants to read it but he's getting his hair dyed soon :P

More to come ;)

And yeah, me and my friends talk about sex wayy too much :P